I realize it’s just because they’re trying to introduce the audience to the concept of Pokemon and everything but nothing will ever be funnier to me than prof oak being like “these are creatures called Pokemon, they live in all sorts of environments!” like imagine if you met a biology professor and they were like ‘I’ve been studying these intriguing creatures called “animals’
look I’m not a lawyer yet but all I’m saying is I would be incredibly offended if my client handed me a fucking textbook about evidence law three days into their criminal trial
How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it
they beat Jesus with that
congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess
I love how in aa1 Phoenix is all like “I know what it’s like to have the whole world against you. When I was 9 I was accused of stealing lunch money” like dude, didn’t your girlfriend try to frame you for murder?
